We got back from Bratislava about an hour ago. (Bratislava is only an hour's drive from our apartment.) It was a fun adventure with the kids and McMullens in search of a Pizza Hut for my (Brad's) birthday. We found free parking, then walked through the whole Old Town, then walked a couple of blocks too far. I asked a 20 something year old man where the Pizza Hut is, and he confidently proclaimed, "It used to be past the hotel on the left, but it's closed now." I refused to believe him, because a friend just told us that she has been twice in the past couple of years, and I just checked out the website today. So we walked where the guy said, and saw no signs of a Pizza Hut--open or closed. We found another pizza restaurant, and asked if they knew where the Pizza Hut was, and they said, "It used to be right around the corner, but it's closed. There's a KFC down the street, maybe they know something." So we all schlepped down the street to KFC, and I went in and asked the lady behind the counter, who told me in heavily accented English, spoken super slowly:
"In...Slovakia...Pizza Hut...is no more."
I was so bummed. We went back to the other pizza restaurant and had the exact same type of pizza we eat at every pizza restaurant in Vienna.